Today owns my ass, because she has a neat article online.

Do you? Of course you don’t. So she owns YOUR ass too.

Hey.

You.

Come to our yard sale this weekend. The weather will be bee-you-tee-ful, and we have dope ass crap to sell.

Awesome and Crazy Sale at 1021 W. Wellington Aug 7 & 8!

Don’t miss our fantastic yard sale from THREE, count them THREE, neighbors! All sorts of snaptastic merchandise for sale …

Bruce is gone.

What a pain. She was supposed to fly out last night. i came home from work, and she was still there. Apparently her flight was “delayed” because there “weren’t enough people on it”, so she was going to fly out this morning now, so could she please stay one more night?

Alledgely her …