Hey.
You.
Come to our yard sale this weekend. The weather will be bee-you-tee-ful, and we have dope ass crap to sell.
Awesome and Crazy Sale at 1021 W. Wellington Aug 7 & 8!
Don’t miss our fantastic yard sale from THREE, count them THREE, neighbors! All sorts of snaptastic merchandise for sale at super-reasonable rates, including mens and womens clothing, a stuffed buffalo head, ET and Return of the Jedi collectors cards, movies, videos, CD’s, books, and more kitsch than you can shake a stick at. From 9 to 4 on Saturday and Sunday this weekend. We’ll be there enjoying the fantastic weather and waiting for YOU to come buy our stuff!