Such a friend I’ve got…

I got yet another present in the mail today from my feline friend…yesterday it was the NFT guide to NYC. Today it was a map of Brooklyn. The funniest part was the ginormous box it came in.

Amandapance, you rule.

Festivus in Chicago

My favorite Chicagoist blogger, Rachelle Bowden (sorry Scott!), just posted this story on Chicagoist about Festivus.

I am listing here the Chicagoist Airing of Grievences about the city of Chicago:

Friends, family, City of Chicago: These are the ways you have disappointed us this year –

  • Blago- We …

words of wisdom

Mugsy: [anonymous] will tell me that she didn’t answer the phone because she was having sex

Mugsy: sex is not eww

Mugsy: but it’s like dude, have some privacy

Mugsy: I wouldn’t want you to tell me you missed the phone call because you were taking a huge shit either

Mugsy: you know?

Mugsy: anything …