Mugsy: [anonymous] will tell me that she didn’t answer the phone because she was having sex
Mugsy: sex is not eww
Mugsy: but it’s like dude, have some privacy
Mugsy: I wouldn’t want you to tell me you missed the phone call because you were taking a huge shit either
Mugsy: you know?
Mugsy: anything involving stuff going into or out of your downstairs parts, that needs to not be my problem