sent me this a while ago, but I lost the link. Thanks to /., I have found it again. Whew!

The Apple Product Cycle

1. Had a movie screen in a film festival

2. Met Fred Schneider of the B-52’s.

3. Found out I was an uncle from a strange girl I’d just met.

4. Slept on Amanda’s couch

5. Visited Elsinore in Denmark

6. Seen Matt Stratton naked.

7. Slept with two different women in the same night.

8. Won almost $1,000 on two …

I’ll be in town from Thursday night until Monday morning. Maybe I’ll see you.