Had a movie screen in a film festival
Met Fred Schneider of the B-52’s.
Found out I was an uncle from a strange girl I’d just met.
Slept on Amanda’s couch
Visited Elsinore in Denmark
Seen Matt Stratton naked.
Slept with two different women in the same night.
Won almost $1,000 on two rolls of the dice.
Kissed Larry
Almost drowned.