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Arcecat: .is there only one girl on the  panel?

Mugsy : no

Mugsy: marcelo posted the list of judges

Mugsy: they are ALL girls except for him and drew

Arcecat: I know and it confused me

Arcecat: oh

Mugsy: what part confused you?

Mugsy: the part when he listed their names, or the part when he said who …

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The greatest eBay feedback of all time

Some samples:

Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+

I was going to leave feedback, but the window’s open and now I’m cold.

I once had a fork. It looked like a spoon, so I called it a spoon. Was I wrong?

If you sell cereal …

TPS Reports

This is my job today:

Peter Gibbons: I have eight different bosses right now.

Bob Porter: Eight?

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it.

I have had no less than four different people ream me out in email today …