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Arcecat: .is there only one girl on the panel?
Mugsy : no
Mugsy: marcelo posted the list of judges
Mugsy: they are ALL girls except for him and drew
Arcecat: I know and it confused me
Arcecat: oh
Mugsy: what part confused you?
Mugsy: the part when he listed their names, or the part when he said who …
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This is my job today:
Peter Gibbons: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Porter: Eight?
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I have had no less than four different people ream me out in email today …