For good laugh, read this or something

Some samples:

Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+

I was going to leave feedback, but the window’s open and now I’m cold.

I once had a fork. It looked like a spoon, so I called it a spoon. Was I wrong?

If you sell cereal and milk separately, I will bid! Otherwse, it will get soggy.