Christina: I wonder where the unicorn kick started – it’s better than pirates vs ninjas 

Matt: wikipedia is no help 

Matt: although they do mention the 6 times that unicorns are mentioned in the bible 

Christina: As in “noah f*cked up” 

Matt: “God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the …

Swifty: LOL I already addressed that too. F5

Matt: i know

Matt: seriously…*racepalm*

Matt: also, facepalm

Swifty: I am pretty sure I hate her

Matt: racepalm – when racetrack posts on yehoodi something so bizarrely lame you can’t believe that his computer allowed those words to be entered on it …

Matt: why must everyone on the internet be “horny”?

Matt: why can’t they just be “interested in rigorous debate on the estate tax”

Tracy: no one is interested in that

Matt: they should be!

Matt: that’s how they getcha

Matt: no matter how horny you are

Matt: your horniness won’t save you from the …