Christina: I wonder where the unicorn kick started – it’s better than pirates vs ninjas
Matt: wikipedia is no help
Matt: although they do mention the 6 times that unicorns are mentioned in the bible
Christina: As in “noah f*cked up”
Matt: “God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of the unicorn.”–Numbers 23:22
Matt: you know you are awesome when God is compared to YOU
Christina: Seriously
Christina: It’s like god, the jesus, then unicorns, then the holy spirit
Matt: it’s the holy quadrangle
Christina: I bet unicorns are in atlantis and are behind every major catastropy – just trying to get earth back and pretty again
Christina: And they got bored and drunk and hooked up with the dolphins which is how we got narwhales