From a discussion of kabbalistic Oreo-eating:

“One can postulate that if white represents purity and goodness, and black evil and darkness, then perhaps one should eat the white first, as an example of the yetzer hatov triumphing over the yetzer hora?”

I love it.

m.

Today MSN has an article about “IM Dating Tips”. What do you guys think about it?

…I swear.

In the saga of “Matt’s Fucking Saab Costing Him a Shitload of Money”, here are the latest adventures:

1. Matt gets a $60 parking ticket for an expired city sticker. New city sticker will cost $90. If Matt gets two more tickets, Matt’s car will be booted. Removal of the boot will cost $100. …