OK, for serious, I am quitting smoking.

I got a prescription for Wellbutrin and everything.

Of course, I found out my insurance doesn’t cover that drug. But it’s still cheaper than cigarettes.

I started taking it today. According to the directions, I’m supposed to smoke for a week still – it takes a …

(FYI, I did check this on Snopes.com, and it’s legit…I mean…statistically)

The outcome of Washington Redskins football games has correctly predicted the winner of every U.S. presidential election since 1936.

The Redskins have proved to be a time-tested election predictor. In the previous 15 …

I have the Sonic Death Flu, Redux.

It hit me really hard last night.

I am fucking miserable.

My downstairs neighbor has been having a party all day. They are blasting “spooky” music REALLY. FUCKING. LOUD. But I am not going to complain because, frankly, they are good neighbors. However, if it’s …