OK, for serious, I am quitting smoking.
I got a prescription for Wellbutrin and everything.
Of course, I found out my insurance doesn’t cover that drug. But it’s still cheaper than cigarettes.
I started taking it today. According to the directions, I’m supposed to smoke for a week still – it takes a week to kick in. According to my pharmacist friend, it actually will work BETTER if I smoke this week instead of just quitting right now.
Nutty.