There’s this chick I met last week at the Fizzle…she’s old school (back in the Liquid days) who for some reason has started coming out again.

She was out again last night, and ended up going out with me and some other friends after Fizz. One of said friends observed to me that he thinks she is into …

I know that for some people, making bitchy posts is still the thing to do. It sounds like a good idea at the time, so they go for it. Fine. Groovy. Best of luck to them. But how does one pull one’s friend aside and say, “Dude, you’re just jealous?” The answer is, one doesn’t. One just hangs one’s …

I steal women’s underwear and wear them on my head

“I am the eater of sooooouls!”

“I have lots of different attacks, but there is the sexy beam…”

“I use my tentacles to do…well, tentacly things to people…”