Fuck LaTroy Hawkins.

Fuck him right in his stupid ear.

He’s this year’s Steve Bartmen. The fucker’s lost more crucial games for the Cubs than Alfonseca ever did last season. Why they keep putting this jackass in, I’ll never know.

Good job, buttmunch. You just cost the Cubs the Wild Card.

So with my new Mini, I only have 4 GB of space on my iPod.

My music library is many many times the size of that. No problem. I have the iPod set to sync a random selection of size 4 GB.

So I’m sitting here listening to my iPod and work, and wondering how my iPod managed to find the 4 GB of music in …

Wearing

• Grey Anchor Blue pants

* Burgandy shirt (yes, *the* burgandy shirt…it’s my favorite one)

• Black Kenneth Cole shoes

Wondering

• If I’m going to die from Sonic Death Chest Cold

• What to have for lunch

• When I’ll get my first B1 paycheck

Wishing

• That my boys get their act together for …