I am not sleeping with SwingKitten. Nor are we dating or engaged.

Additionally, I am not sleeping with Trapper. As for the rest of you, I have no comment at this time.

Did you know…

The most popular beer at the World’s Fair in Chicago was PBR?

That’s why it was named Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I am especially cantankerous today. I should stay off of the interweb.