Don’t get me wrong. I am so into Apple that it hurts, and I love the Mac, especially OS X.

But some of these fanboys suck down the Cupertino Kool-Aid so thoroughly that I get a contact Reality Distortion Field just by sharing TCP packets with them.

At the end of the day, it’s a fucking computer. …

Now this one really truly drives me up a fucking wall.

What’s the big deal with taking three and a half years to leave a dance? Especially at four in the morning? It’s not like you’re going off to Vietnam. Why do you have to say goodbye to everyone you know that is there? Especially when you’re …

I had a whole rant about shaved heads, but fucking Deepest Sender lost it.

So now that I’m pissed, I’ll just leave you with this. White guys who shave their heads and have no facial hair look stupid. The only exceptions are Moby, Robert Verdi, and Brian Crane.