I won’t give you the context, but this was the funniest thing I heard all night:

My day was boring, but if you lick my pussy I’ll make something up.

I am only posting the results of this quiz because of the irony of the “romantically in love with” result.

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Arcecat: mallowmars?

Mugsy: what about them?

Arcecat: what are mallowmars?

Mugsy: they’re these orange marshmallows they sell at halloween

Mugsy: they have a weird black filling…I think they’re disgusting, but some people love them

Mugsy: kind of like a liquidy Peep

Arcecat: oh my…..I’ve never ever …