I have a pair of seats for the Cubs/Pirates game at Wrigley tomorrow.

I was going to go with my friend Darlyn, but it’s supposed to be ass-cold, plus maybe snowy/rainy. Given that Darlyn is Miami-bred, she is scared of such things. So if any of you would like to come with me instead, please let me …

Shana Worelstein: you just want to make out with me because I’m Jew-ish

Mugsy: I think I’ve only made out with one jew ever

Mugsy: believe it or not

Shana Worelstein: well, better start asking them at parties.  If they’re famous…

Mugsy: I soooo want to stick my tongue down a famous jewish throat …

Here’s hoping Nomah is better by then!