Since we’re light on content today (I’m sick, leave me alone), to amuse you, dear readers, I’m providing you with yet another list of amusing search terms used to find my blog. Some of these searches amuse me because I can’t figure out why they end up landing on my page, but others I find funny just for the concept that someone typed those words in Google.
- why are breasts hidden (I still never got a really good answer for this one)
- national unicorn day (No comment. Seriously.)
- jobs are for losers (It kind of worries me that this query leads to my blog)
- classic pirate phrases (Yargh. This search term is driving me nuts)
- ferret olympics 2009 (This is something you need to search for? Multiple times, no less?)
- how to lock myself out of facebook (The first sign you have a problem is…)
- sexy mud show (What a disappointment when this person landed on my Ren Faire mud show post)
- flying buttresses improv (Um, Jolene? You guys need to work on your SEO, since the top three hits for this term all find MY blog/LJ)
- bumbleshorts (This frightens me, because I thought that nobody ever put those letters together besides Brian C)
On a serious note, most of the search keywords that lead people to my blog have to do with Facebook security. But that’s not amusing. So we’ll pretend it doesn’t happen.