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Posted on Saturday, Jul 20, 2002

Thank for this one…

TIME YOU START: 2:23 AM

  1. FULL NAME: Matthew Todd Stratton (go ahead, stalk me. Gimme a reason to use this. I have no idea what “this” is, btw.)

  2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My Hebrew name, Moishe, is named after my mother’s Uncle Max

  3. SCHOOL: I’ll start bartending school in a couple days. But I went to college at Millikin University.

  4. MASCOT: Big Blue (no, IBM was not our mascot)

  5. NICKNAMES: Mugsy, Matty

  6. BIRTHDAY: Dec 7, 1974

7.WHERE WERE YOU BORN?: St. Louis, MO

  1. AGE: 27 (what, you can’t do the math?)

  2. GRADE: I’m starting to think this is geared towards college students

  3. GPA: Who remembers?

  4. HEIGHT: 5’10”

  5. SHOE SIZE: 10-ish

  6. HAIR COLOR: Brown (but I want to dye it. What color?)

  7. EYE COLOR: Brownish

  8. SIBLINGS: Larissa (23), Noah (21), Becky (20), Debbie (16), Kaitlyn (16)

  9. LAST CD YOU BOUGHT: Just bought a bunch of Tom Waits

  10. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER: Amelie

  11. LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED: Timecode

  12. LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Are we talking about school again?

  13. DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MATH: Not a damn bit

  14. LAST MOVIE YOU BOUGHT: The Man Who Wasn’t There

  15. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: Not at present. I’m relishing my singlehood.

  16. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Actually, I sorta do.

  17. IS HE OR SHE GOOD LOOKING? I think she’s pretty foxy.

  18. FAVORITE ACTRESS: Parker Mother-Fuckin’ Posey

  19. FAVORITE ACTOR: William H. Macy

  20. FAVORITE TV SHOW: The Simpsons

  21. FAVORITE SONG: Eggs and Sausage by Tom Waits

  22. FAVORITE FOOD: A nicely aged NY strip, medium rare

  23. FAVORITE COLOR: Black

  24. COOLEST FRIEND: The Dude

  25. NICEST FRIEND: Kim

  26. HOTTEST FRIEND: Sarah

  27. PRETTIEST FRIEND: Amy

  28. FAV. FRIEND TO HANG WITH: Lately, it’s been Backstreet. We have a damn good time.

  29. FAVORITE ONLINE FRIEND: The “other” Mugsy. Mostly for the name. And for our discussions about dating “don’ts”.

  30. CUTEST FRIEND: Shana is very cute. We established that earlier.

  31. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR U TO TAKE A SHOWER? 15 minutes, unless I get distracted (not like THAT, buddy).

  32. WHAT’S YOUR FAV. PLACE TO GO ON VACATION?:Las VEGAS!

  33. FAV. CITY TO CHILL IN: NYC

  34. GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS?: Depends on the hat

  35. FAV. Soda: Cherry Coke

  36. WORST FEAR: Ladders

  37. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING?: I’ll let you know when I get a job again.

  38. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Making someone sincerely laugh.

  39. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Rejection (in all forms)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF:

  1. BILL CLINTON: Charismatic

  2. OSAMA : I just can’t fathom.

  3. LINDA TRIPP: I should know who this is, but dammit, it’s 2:30 AM

  4. PREMARITAL SEX: Contemporary lifestyle

  5. DRIVING DRUNK: NO way, no day. I was hit by a drunk driver several years ago.

  6. DOING DRUGS: There’s a time and a place for these things, and it’s called college. As we’ve established, I’m not in college anymore. So my only drugs are alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, and Claritin.

  7. MARILYN MANSON: I’m all for edgy, but I just don’t get this guy. It’s just loud.

  8. GUY BANDS: You mean like Poison?

  9. DEATH: The great unknown.

  10. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: I guess it could happen. I’m had plenty of lust at first sight, that’s for sure.

  11. A CERTAIN PERSON OUT THERE FOR YOU: I think there are many out there. Hopefully at least a couple live in Chicago and like movies.

  12. JERRY SPRINGER: Sign of the times.

  13. RAPE: Would anyone actually answer this as “Wow, that’s some good shit?”

  14. SUICIDE: Selfish, but I can understand.

  15. ASSISTED SUICIDE: If someone is suffering, who am I to tell them they must live? See answer to question #65.

  16. SOUTH PARK: Used to be really good…hits everyone now and again still.

  17. CHARITY: Tzedakah.

  18. GIRLS WITH LOTS Of MAKEUP?: Only if they’re strippers.

  19. GOD: Hashem.

WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF…

  1. Ryan: The Dude

  2. Bob: Mr. Show with Bob and David!

  3. Zach: Saved by the Bell

  4. Collin: Tom (as in Tom Collins)

  5. Drew: The Drew

  6. Kelly: This girl who I grew up next door to…she grew up to be a punk girl and spelled her name “Keli”.

  7. Stephanie: Some chick I went out with a few times who lives next door to my friend Joann.

  8. Brian: Boyband!

  9. Jessica: Hahn

  10. Jason: My friend Jay who I’ve known for over 15 years.

  11. Megan: This name means nothing to myself.

  12. Carol: My ex’s sister.

  13. Heather: Damn, I know a lot of Heathers. I dated one for a year or two. Plus, it’s a kickass movie.

  14. Aaron: This guy Aaron Duncan from high school. Great actor/singer, and totally awesome athlete.

  15. Amy: My totally hot friend in Atlanta.

  16. Lisa: Lisa Simpson!

  17. Will: Smith

  18. Lauren: Bacall

  19. kala: Huh?

  20. Cody: Kathie Lee’s son

  21. Alyssa: Chasing Amy

  22. Victoria: Victor/Victoria

  23. April: My little sister’s best friend growing up.

  24. Courtney: Cox

  25. Melissa: Email virus.

  26. Laura: A girl I went to school with all the way to high school…used to have a mad crush on her. She teaches English in Japan now.

  27. Amanda: Deckard

  28. Alex: P. Keaton

  29. Matt: Hmm…I dunno…

  30. Rocky: Flying squirrel

  31. Preston: Huh?

  32. Jacob: J-Rock!

WHICH IS BETTER?

  1. COKE OR PEPSI: Coke

  2. LAKE OR OCEAN: I have no opinion

  3. TV OR RADIO: Tv I guess

  4. GOING TO THE MOVIES OR RENTING A MOVIE: Totally depends on the flick.

  5. BSB OR N’SYNC: NKOTB

  6. 1 PILLOW OR 2: TWo

  7. HOT OR COLD: I’m always too hot.

  8. NICE OR MEAN: I’m damn nice. But also damn catty.

  9. JOCK OR BRAIN: Brain jockey

113.DROP DEAD GORGEUS OR JUST GOOD LOOKING: I’m middle of the road.

  1. HUG OR KISS: I like kisses. Because I don’t like almonds in my chocolate.

  2. SEX OR CHOCOLATE: Sex.

  3. HOCKEY OR FOOTBALL: Neither.

  4. ABERCROMBIE OR AMERICAN EAGLE: Huh?

  5. ADIDAS OR NIKE: Kenneth Cole

  6. FREDDIE OR RYAN: Your mother.

  7. JEN OR JOEY: Jen (I don’t know why)

  8. RED OR BLUE: Blue. Because I love Sarah.

  9. EMINEM OR WILL SMITH: Vanilla Ice

  10. CARNIVAL OR AMUSEMENT PARK: I like carnies.

  11. MACS OR IBM’S: Mac’s. Or PC’s. Depends on what I’m doin’.

  12. BRITNEY OR CRISTINA: I’ll take either one, if you’re servin’ ’em up greased and nekkid.

  13. WINTER FRESH OR DOUBLE MINT: Peppermint.

HAVE YOU EVER….

  1. BEEN ON A PLANE: Yes

  2. WHERE DID YOU GO? Is this part of Homeland Security?

  3. GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Yes. Naked Marco Polo!

  4. CHEATED ON A TEST: Yes. I’m cheating on this one.

  5. LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Yes. It’s what I do.

  6. FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH?: Nope. Too paranoid about drowning.

  7. FELL ASLEEP WHILE EATING: Never been that tired.

  8. GONE TO CHURCH: Yes, but mostly for weddings. Unless you count shul as a church. Then yeah, all the time.

  9. READ THE BIBLE: Well, almost every Shabbat I read some, if by “read” you mean “listen to it in Hebrew.” And back when I was younger and impressionable by my stepmom, I read the New Testament.

  10. CLIMBED A TREE: My grandma’s apple tree.

  11. WATCHED DAWSON’S CREEK: Nope.

  12. GONE WATER SKIING: Sorta.

  13. GONE SNOWBOARDING: Not yet.

  14. GONE SKATEBOARDING: Back in junior high.

  15. FELL ASLEEP DURING A SCARY MOVIE: Hmm…don’t remember. Probably.

  16. GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP?: Many times.

  17. BEEN TO CAMP: Hell, I *worked* at one.

  18. HAVE A CAMP: Huh?

  19. PLAYED SOCCER: When I was little.

  20. BEEN TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME: Dude, I require my apartment to be walking distance to Wrigley. What do YOU think?

  21. SAW A PRO BASKETBALL GAME: Nope.

  22. BEEN TO A NFL GAME: Nope.

  23. BEEN TO A NHL GAME: Saw the Blackhawks play once.

  24. SAT IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING: Not by myself.

  25. EATEN SUSHI: This week?

  26. EATEN FISH: I love salmon!

  27. WATCHED DIRTY DANCING: NOBODY puts Baby in a corner!

  28. AND DANCED ALONG: I’ll never tell…

  29. WANTED TO DIE: Once or twice. For various reasons. Usually involving tequila.

  30. MET A CELEBRITY: Someone I went to college with is a quasi-famous actor now…

  31. MET THE PRESIDENT: Saw him speak (Clinton) at a local high school years ago.

  32. DRIVEN A CAR: I’m a child of the suburbs. Of course.

  33. NOT WASHED YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK: I can’t go a DAY without it looking like ass.

  34. GOT STICHES: Nope. I cut my finger really bad camping once, but by the time I got to the ER, it was too late for stitches.

  35. BROKEN SOMETHING: My wrist when I was in 8th grade.

  36. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: Indeed.

  37. DRIVEN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: I haven’t hit that career low yet, thankyouverymuch.

  38. THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE: Who hasn’t?

  39. TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE: Didn’t try very HARD…

  40. USED YOUR PARENTS CREDIT CARD: Are you kidding? You must now know my parents…

  41. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SCARED OF GETTING SHOT: Yup. There was a big gang war in the town where I went to college.

  42. GOTTEN A CAVITY: Indeed.

  43. GOT SHOT: Not yet.

  44. SAW SOMEONE DIE: No, thankfully.

  45. CRIED SO LONG AND HARD YOU COULDN’T STOP SHAKING: Nope.

  46. GOT IN A FIST FIGHT: Yes, but it was a nerd fight.

  47. PUNCHED SOMEONE FOR NO REASON: Well, I had a reason, but it wasn’t a very good one…

  48. THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE: Yes.

  49. WATCHED MTV AT 4 IN THE MORNING: Yes.

  50. USED A PORTA-POTTY: Who writes these things?

  51. STAYED ONLINE TILL 4 IN THE MORNING: Almost there now…

  52. USED SOMEONE FOR SEX: Indeed. Wow, that sounds bad. It’s okay if it’s mutual using, right?

  53. MADE PRANK PHONE CALLS: OFten. Well, not anymore…

  54. CALLED SOMEONE YOU LIKED, BUT HUNG UP: In junior high.

  55. HATED SOMEONE FOR NO REASON: I always have a good reason for my hate. Actually, it’s more like irritation.

  56. CAUGHT A FISH: Indeed.

  57. SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE: Again, I refer you to my psycho parents.

  58. STREAKED: Nope.

  59. BEEN HURT BY A GUY/GIRL YOU LIKED: Constantly.

  60. GONE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: England and Denmark

  61. WET THE BED: Not since mastering bladder control last week.

  62. MOVED: Oh geez.

  63. HAD YOUR HOUSE TP: No

  64. BROKEN THE LAW: Yes

  65. KILLED SOMEONE: No

  66. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: no

  67. SMOKED IN SCHOOL: Not in high school

  68. SKIPPED SCHOOL: Yes

  69. BEEN SCARED ENOUGH TO PISS IN YOUR PANTS: No

  70. BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A “FRIEND”: Several times.

  71. STABBED SOMEONE IN THE BACK: Not intentionally

  72. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO SHOP WITH: Tracy and Backstreet

  73. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Amy

  74. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT LIFE: Tracy

  75. WHO DO YOU HATE? Anti-Semites. Actually, I don’t hate. But they make me very angry.

  76. WHO MAKES YOU ANGRY?: People who really, truly hate. Hate enough to hurt.

  77. IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE YOU’VE WANTED TO KISS FOREVER WHO WOULD IT BE?: I think kissing ANYONE forever would get boring pretty fast.

  78. GIRLS- STUFFED? I’m not a girl. I prefer them real though.

  79. WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO MEET: Chris Moore.

  80. WHO DO YOU MISS? Chris Heffernan.

  81. WHO HAVE YOU LIKED FOREVER? Huh?

  82. WHO HOLDS YOUR HEART: My son.

  83. WHO IS THE NICEST PERSON YOU KNOW? Didn’t we cover this already?

  84. who IS THE MEANEST PERSON YOU KNOW? Sherman :)

  85. who IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GUY or GIRL YOU KNOW?: Helena :)

  86. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MARRY? I have no idea.

  87. HOW OLD DO U WANT TO BE? I’m pretty happy now. But I’ll probably be just as happy in a few years too. At least with my age.

  88. TIME YOU FINISH: 2:59 AM


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