THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR threatens to sue SomethingAwful
Thanks to for alerting me to this.
Seriously, read the whole article. You will literally soil yourself with delight.
Some highlights:
_Imagine, the Ultimate Warrior on the Something Awful forums, suplexing nerds all over the joint and generally just tearing ass all over the Internet.
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As you can plainly see, we’ve progressed from “lawsuit threats” to “stalking families and calling people ugly.”
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My dad actually called me last night to say “some crazy guy phoned the house here. He called me a ‘candy ass’ and then hung up.” I replied to him, “oh yeah, that’s this guy representing the Ultimate Warrior. He pretty much has an airtight legal case against us, which is why he’s spending his Sunday night calling you, my father.” My dad doesn’t understand the Internet as well as I do.