There’s this meme going around where some app randomly generates “facts” about your username.
I can do better.
Here is a list of ten little known facts about Mugsy, as created by on Windyhop in 2001:
1) CTodd actually carries a piece of Mugsy’s hair while performing improv
2) SlickMike only began wearing his hair like that when he couldn’t get the “Mugsy Do”
3) There is a small chain of islands in the Pacific where all the islanders worship Mugsy and consider Windyhop to be the repository of all wisdom. Those islands are called “Japan”
4) The Karma Sutra can actually be translated to mean “Mugsy’s Big Book O’ Kinky”
5) Mugsy is a a visiting fellow at Harvard University where he lectures on “Drunk Coding”
6) Mugsy’s swing outs can actually effect the tides on Lake Michigan
7) Mugsy once covered himself in Vaseline and ate nothing but sardines for 10 days.
8) All the followers in Boston refer to Chicago as “The place where Mugsy lives”. They refer to Mugsy as “That guy who tried to give me the Heimlich maneuver when I wasn’t choking”
9) Mr. C was originally a blonde guy from Missouri until Mugsy told him to be “more Asian”
10) Mugsy’s Italian Beef budget is larger than the GNP of Switzerland