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Marcelo made me do it

· Matt Stratton

the Wit
(63% dark, 33% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

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    You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you&#8217;re<br /> probably an intellectual, but don&#8217;t take that to mean pretentious. You<br /> realize &#8216;dumb&#8217; can be witty&#8211;after all isn&#8217;t that the Simpsons&#8217;<br /> philosophy?&#8211;but rudeness for its own sake, &#8216;gross-out&#8217; humor and most<br /> other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
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    I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
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    Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it&#8217;s also the best, in my opinion.
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    You probably loved <i>the Office</i>. If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m<br /> talking about, check it out here: <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/">https://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/</a>.
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    PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart &#8211; Woody Allen &#8211; Ricky Gervais
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    AND FINALLY &#8212; after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet &#8216;5&#8217; &#8212; <i>you must take this test next</i>: <a href="https://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6936188936100731841"><b>The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test</b></a>. It&#8217;s not mine, but it rocks.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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          You scored higher than <b>72%</b> on <b>dark</b>
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          You scored higher than <b>0%</b> on <b>spontaneous</b>
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          You scored higher than <b>0%</b> on <b>vulgar</b>
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          Link: <a href='https://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376'>The 3 Variable Funny Test</a> written by <a href='https://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201'>jason_bateman</a> on <a href='https://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a>
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