Because Doug is right, and I’m an ego-centric bastard…
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User Number: 88616
Date Created:4/1/2001
Number of Posts: 208
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Mugsy Malone is one wild and crazy guy. That doesn’t mean he’s Czech. It means that Steve Martin once sent him a crytic message via carrier pigeon. Don’t believe it? You’re welcome to take your non-belief, fold it until it’s all corners, and shove it.
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Strengths: Knows how to make many cocktails. Has consumed even more.
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Weaknesses: Redheads. They ain’t nuttin’ but trouble.
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Special Skills: Bionic fashion sense.
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Weapons: The Cloak of Insincere Compliments.
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Enemies: Shanabanana and her Rack of Doom
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