Courtesy of rollick

Sarah Silverman answers some love and sex questions from A.V. Club readers

I attended the same high school as you, so this is a question you should be uniquely qualified to answer. (By the way, Mr. Anthony still talks about you.) When you meet a man who is a total hottie but also a consummate pussy, how best to seduce him? Alcohol is a good standby, but tends to make the sex bad. Assuming he is willing but a coward, what would you do?

Anna

SS: Tell Mr. Anthony hello from his old friend, Sarah. Okay, Anna. Here’s my question: Why are you interested in a guy who’s a pussy? What’s wrong with you? What is up with women who want guys that are pussies? How about a real MAN? How about that? Good-looking pretty boys are for boys. I’m sorry, Anna. But you needed to hear that.

I swear, it seems like today I’m just posting things for scrapplequeen‘s amusement.