From the archive
Bacon and fishnets
· Matt Stratton
Mugsy: oh, also, I get to meet EmmySue
Mugsy: she promised to wear fishnets and make bacon for me
Mugsy: I have no idea how I have this power over women
Hedda: dude, my esteem for her just rose
Hedda: and you do have power over women what up with that?
Hedda: everyone’s like, i want mugsy to like me best ooh, i’ll make him bacon and spank him