This is all the fault of …
‘s Halloween party:
adara9 didn’t even show up and doesn’t get any candy.
alcippe dressed as Kurt Cobain.
artemitis dressed as a new superhero: Dynamo Flea.
atalanta74 dressed as a hooker.
babybear8200 dressed as Benjamin Harrison, though it looked more like a pirate.
bashbaby dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Excessive Conqueror.
beckto gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a vampire.
belcanto88 dressed as a data entry secretary.
berrylicious877 dressed as the Earl of Stockton.
blueswench dressed as a Level 11 sorcerer.
brian81773 forgot to put on clothes!
bridgealicious dressed as a disturbing self-made character called “Doofus Tofubuns”.
clitorisorusrex dressed as LeAnn Rimes.
darlyn dressed as the President of Macau.
davelippy dressed as a new superhero: Squirrel Bee.
devon_hague dressed as a third baseman for the Giants.
divajess dressed as Shakira.
dixiebelle dressed as a eagle.
djcrash dressed as a new superhero: Wing Flash.
djlarkin forgot to put on clothes!
dreaminsound dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Valerie.
drewfansler dressed as a zombie.
e1i gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as a substitute software reinstaller.
emmysue4you dressed as a substitute paper pusher.
fashionarcade dressed as a stiff dissipation, though it looked more like a towel.
****fnf_anya dressed as a bottle of Acktemoias.
fricki dressed as the Governor of Pennsylvania.
fuzzygerdes dressed as Trent Reznor.
glassnickels dressed as Elton John’s grandmother.
glitterlisa didn’t even show up and doesn’t get any candy.
gravytation dressed as Emeril Lagasse’s uncle, and it suited them disturbingly well.
great_dame dressed as the love child of Al Gore and Madonna.
grumpyoldhepcat dressed as Martha Stewart.
heavymetalsushi dressed as the love child of Michael Jordan and Kirsten Dunst, and it suited them disturbingly well.
hepkitten65000 didn’t even show up and doesn’t get any candy.
hypr_chik dressed as the Duke of Taranza.
ibdreamy dressed as your grandmother.
jervo dressed as Anna Nicole Smith.
jivinjoules gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as Winona Ryder.
jodiemim dressed as a fullback for the Eagles.
jphilli1 dressed as Dr. Crusher from “Star Trek”.
kathy_skadoo dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
kendokamel dressed as a resolution, though it looked more like a kicker for the Chargers.
khirya dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Coalition of the Goblet.
kitkatlj dressed as a witch.
kneemow dressed as something direct, but what, specifically, you can’t tell.
krisdance dressed as the main character of “Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith”.
lagoedde23 dressed as the Earl of Hickupe, though it looked more like something quiet, but what, specifically, you can’t tell.
larrykang dressed as Martin Van Buren.
lemonly dressed as a character from “Almost Famous”.
lilieblue dressed as a elk.
lindybsnist didn’t even show up and doesn’t get any candy.
lindyflash dressed as a discount.
lindytrollop dressed as a diplomat from Tanzania.
lindze dressed as Optimus Prime.
liv_e_uh forgot to put on clothes!
lordjulius dressed as a eagle.
m_is_for_meg dressed as Guy Pearce.
michael_lucid dressed as Carrie-Anne Moss riding a camel.
missreagan dressed as a hooker.
misterctodd dressed as Drew Barrymore.
momarkelz dressed as a resolute widow.
mr_fredo dressed as a second baseman for the Giants.
mr_kickass dressed as a easy vampire.
mteson dressed as a KellyDot Com, Incorporated employee.
nandoasti didn’t even show up and doesn’t get any candy.
netski55 dressed as a disturbing self-made character called “Greasy Stinkerhiney”.
nuitfaerie dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Amelia.
nuprinz dressed as a Level 10 sorcerer.
physibeth dressed as the Duke of Remipella.
pokealex forgot to put on clothes!
punkinpea dressed as a tasty witch.
rachakate dressed as a lampshade.
rachbee dressed as a diplomat from Georgia.
rickimsears dressed as Wesley Crusher from “Star Trek”.
rmaltempo dressed as Viggo Mortensen.
robertajean dressed as Herbert Hoover.
rollick dressed as a 1960’s hippie child.
scamdog dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Visual Enchanter.
scrapplequeen dressed as Jennifer Garner.
shadow00cat dressed as a bottle of Saraata.
shanabanana dressed as the Foreign Power Ranger.
snagglepuddlian dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
starrynytes4me dressed as a cup of tea.
stephaniekaye dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Dwarf of Akron.
suchagirliegirl dressed as Colin Powell.
sunshine78 dressed as Will Smith.
sveltebunny dressed as Darth Vader.
swifty0682 dressed as the Governor of Louisiana.
swingchickie dressed as your sister.
swingdoc dressed as Alex Rodriguez riding a camel.
swingfeline dressed as the Straw Power Ranger.
t_diggity dressed as Master Shake.
tall_jade dressed as a Level 5 wizard, and it suited them disturbingly well.
tavist dressed as a U&O General Store employee.
tdj gets drunk, strips naked, and somehow emerges dressed as someone who just had sex (and probably just did, too).
the_cook dressed as a ghost.
theda forgot to put on clothes!
themonkey dressed as Hurricane Erica.
theprotagonist5 dressed as your grandfather.
thesignet dressed as Geraldo Rivera.
tigerworm dressed as something swift, but what, specifically, you can’t tell.
tinymich dressed as Ted Williams.
tjmweb dressed as the Marquis of Blackfield.
vintagedancer dressed as a linebacker for the Redskins.
vintagestitches dressed as a 1990’s grunge child.
vsb dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Erratic Contender.
xetra dressed as Dan Brown’s cousin.
yes_she_does dressed as Optimus Prime.
zerbie dressed as the love child of Harrison Ford and Queen Elizabeth.
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