Friday Fun – Five Reasons It Would Be Cool If I Were Married To Liz Lemon

Matt Stratton | Apr 3, 2009 min read

Five Reasons It Would Be Cool If I Were Married To Liz Lemon

1. She uses “nerds!” as a curse word

  1. The word “tauntaun” would come up a lot more frequently

  2. I would be considered the socially adept one

  3. I could “go to there” anytime I wanted

  4. Five words: Jack Donaghy at my house

Five Reasons It Would Suck If I Were Married To Liz Lemon

  1. Her job would always be cooler than mine

  2. She would consider “99 Luftballoons” to be an acceptable lullaby

  3. I would be considered the socially adept one

  4. I’m no Subway Hero

  5. Five words: Jenna Maroney at my house

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