This is my job today:

Peter Gibbons: I have eight different bosses right now.

Bob Porter: Eight?

Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it.

I have had no less than four different people ream me out in email today …

I heard a rumor about this last week, but I just got the official word.

I am moving from a Production Support role back to an implementation/project-oriented role here at the bank. I’ll still be working in the same group, but doing different stuff.

Basically, in the “old world”, my boss, Jim, was …

All my various insurances kick in on Nov 1.

So I’m putting off a bunch of stuff. Quitting smoking? That’ll be Nov 1 when my prescription benefit kicks in and I can get the good drugs to help with that.

I need new contacts, but I’m going to wait until Nov 1 because then I can get them cheap/free. Oh …