So yesterday I got the following email:

Matt, CSIRT received the alert below showing that you used AOL chat from the JPMC infrastructure. Use of external instant messaging and webmail are violations of the IT Control Policies due to the inherent security risks involved.

Additionally, the firm’s …

Matt Stratton – which is also why I always include my little “playing dumb” thing asking for the documentation on the process

Matt Stratton – which you notice nobody ever provides

Matt’s Boss – lol

Matt’s Boss – I play dumb pretty well too

Matt Stratton – at review time, I’d like it remembered that …

Just got my review from my boss. This has nothing to do with money, so it’s not that important, but in case you care, here’s what he had to say:

Matt has continued to be a steady performer for the implementation team, delivering quality projects within projected timeframes. Matt is a team player and …