My friend John here at work just developed a new tool for estimating how long it will take us to complete server builds.

This was the note he just sent me:

John Smyth 4-8247 – Feel free to poke around, try it out, see if it generates numbers that you think are accurate.  If you want to use it, I …

Dallas: (I have to write the abstract for my paper… and it’s supposed to be 600 characters long, max. Including spaces)
Dallas: I’m at 661
Mugsy: take out the “screw flanders” part

Trapper: mmm sweat leaf.
Mugsy: ?
Trapper: you like it you little doggie
Mugsy: they don’t make much bigger of a freak than you are, my friend.
Trapper: BARK FOR ME YOU HUNGRY CAMAL TROTTER!
Mugsy: what’s a “camal”?

(circa Jan 2002)