Dear Lazyweb,

Are there computer speakers you can get that do NOT flake out and get all “buzzy” when a cell phone is near them and active? My speakers (which are a one-off brand called “MasonWare”) get this fuzzy, buzzy sound whenever my phone is active on the network. Now that I have the …

So despite the fact that I am slobbering over the iPhone, Carrie and I are hooked into T-Mobile for another two years, so it’s going to be a while before I can get one.

After dropping my RAZR into a glass of water yesterday, and messing it up, I visited the T-Mobile store today to get a new phone. I …

It’s like fifth grade all over again.

Of course, now the entire country will think Chicago fans are big douchebags just because our team won, and we didn’t have a hurricane.