PETA Urges Hamburg, N.Y., to Change Name

HAMBURG, N.Y. – A national animal rights group has offered Hamburg

officials $15,000 to change the town’s name to Veggieburg.

“The town’s name conjures up visions of unhealthy patties of ground-up

dead cows,” said Joe Haptas, spokesman of People for the …

A fun tribute to Homestar.

*sigh*

As some of you know, I run the website for swing dancing in Chicago.

The site is completely free. We have a fundraiser every year, but long story short, if you are a band, venue, or instructor affiliated with swing in Chicago, we provide some damn good free advertising for your shit.

So I get …