Names changed to protect the psycho…

Larry: yah i heard about *bleep* again

Larry: she is a great catch for someone

Larry: someone = a therapist

Larry: = a parent

Mugsy: or a reality show producer

Hot Wheels Blings

Aww yeah, this is your tricked-out ticket to ride! Big cars, big wheels and lots of flash on these beauties. Why? ‘Cause when you’re rollin’ down the street, it’s all about the Blings™, baby!

Why Swifty fuckin’ rules:

I can’t wait for girls to be asked, “Would you like to dance? I’ve been whacking off to your picture all month.”