Thanks to for finding it:

band want players with pretty girlfriends to do girlfriends on table

Reply to: anon-32876230 [at] craigslist [dot] org

Date: 2004-06-04, 10:41AM CDT

we the band want to meet you to play the rock. want you to bring the your girl friends who wear hot pink and skirt. say, what …

Even thought this is a really stupid game, I keep imagining myself as when I play it.

“That’s right. Pork Katie [Holmes] all night long. She’s legal. Just stay away from the pooper.”