Dammit, Sammy, if you knew how to be a fucking baserunner instead of just a home run hitting buffoon, you’d be beating the Cardinals right now.

This is from a post in my other blog from last August, but i was just re-reading it and finding it amusing, so I thought I’d share.

A couple friends of mine have been “accusing” me of emailing them viruses…so I figured this was as good a time as any to discuss exactly HOW these viruses work, and why …

As you may or may not know, the only true success story out of my college friends has been Hedy Burress. You might know her from a truly lame Angelina Jolie movie, or perhaps her stint on Boston Common.

Anyway, I just found out that she is in The Shaggs: Philosophy of the World at the Lookingglass. …