Because Liberals are Hotter

not really work-safe, but good anyway

Isaac Hayes’ Three Laws of Robotics:

1. A robot must risk his neck for his brother man, and may not cop out when there’s danger all about.

2. A robot must be a sex machine to all the chicks, except where such actions conflict with the will of his main woman.

3. A robot must at all times strive to be …

My mother sent me this today:

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

Trade with …