So here’s the story.

I have a friend (not a super close friend), whom we will call “Bruce”, even though she’s a girl.

She is in the States from Australia, and heading back home.

Beginning of July, she emailed me asking if she could stay with me “for about a week or so” until she went back to …

…of being fat.

I went clothes shopping today with Boyband, and I swear, I am a huge blobby mess of blech.

I need to lose about 2 inches off of my waist, and my entire gut needs to disappear.

The good news is, I joined a new gym that is right accross the street from my office. I am going to make …

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