I really want a dog.

I can’t get one for a while, if at all (I need to save some money and get a little more stable first, plus my landlord doesn’t really allow dogs*).

But I want a beagle.

I already know the name. S/he would be named “Ridley”.

If all goes according to plan, perhaps Ridley would be …

Courtesy of Dave Barry:

Remember when you were in high school, and you really wanted to go to the prom with a gorgeous girl, but you couldn’t ask her because she was really popular and already had served two terms as president of the United States, so you wound up asking John Kerry? That’s the …

Why does this show no longer exist?

What do we have to do to get an updated Circus of the Stars?

Come on people…you’re with me on this, right?

Britney on the high wire.

Tobey training lions.

The Queer Eye guys doing a trapeze act.

It’s gold, Jerry! GOLD!