I know that for some people, making bitchy posts is still the thing to do. It sounds like a good idea at the time, so they go for it. Fine. Groovy. Best of luck to them. But how does one pull one’s friend aside and say, “Dude, you’re just jealous?” The answer is, one doesn’t. One just hangs one’s …

I steal women’s underwear and wear them on my head

“I am the eater of sooooouls!”

“I have lots of different attacks, but there is the sexy beam…”

“I use my tentacles to do…well, tentacly things to people…”

So yesterday a big group of us (including , , and ) heading up to the wilds of Kenosha to venture into the craziness of the Cracker Barrel and “Action” Territory (which is some kind of go kart/mini golf paradise, as opposed to Some Kind of Robot).

It was the most awesome. It was also the most …