If any of you are Astros fans, you might as well let me know so I can take you off of my friends lists.

Lance Berkman is a fucking pussy. Even your local papers admit the ball didn’t hit him in the head. I bet he gets the Best Actor nod this year. Might make up for his lack of balls.

That being …

was sad tonight as she regaled me with the story of how Disco failed, years ago, to make a cute little icon of her for his Pals page.

I can’t allow this to go unchecked. And neither can you. We all know how powerful online petitions are. So sign this one!

Disco Must Make Erika An Icon

Especially for and …

The Nomad Files

Found this on Jake’s homepage. It’s a list of emails received at the “robots.com” email domain of Nomadic Technologies.

Here are some highlights:

Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 19:41:34 EST

From: **

To: nomad [at] robots [dot] com

Subject: Help

Me amd my friend …