Describe “Halloween” in three words:

The Mugsy, he is sick today.

The Yehoodi, she is also sick today.

The DVD’s, they arrived yesterday. But I can’t talk about them. But knows what they are.

So I just got this in an IM from Ferret Girl:

My boyfriend recently experienced the same thing…

Aha. So much for Ms. “I Don’t Date Because I’m Fucked Up”.

That is all.