About a year or so ago (maybe longer, now that I think about it), I came to a realization about one of the Gaga Girls.

I just wasn’t her type. And I never would be. And it had nothing to do with personality – I just wasn’t good-looking enough for what she liked.

It wasn’t easy, but I did it.

It …

So this is random.

I got an email a few days ago from this girl, Janelle, that I dated back in…1998 or so.

This was the girl with the crazy militia-joining, conspiracy-theory-having, pistol-packing father. I haven’t talked to her since we broke up, so this was really out of the blue.

Anyway, we …