I spent the better part of my work day on the phone explaining to people why they are stupid.

It wasn’t nearly as much fun as it sounds.

I am not sleeping with SwingKitten. Nor are we dating or engaged.

Additionally, I am not sleeping with Trapper. As for the rest of you, I have no comment at this time.

Did you know…

The most popular beer at the World’s Fair in Chicago was PBR?

That’s why it was named Pabst Blue Ribbon.