I have a feeling Erika will balete the entry this is from when she sobers up, but I have to preserve this for posterity:

if i was a guy who was good looking and loved to dance, i’d hire myself out for girls like me.

https://bestweekever.vh1.com/2004/12/best_year_ever.html

Be sure to tune into Best Year Ever TONIGHT at 11 ET (on VH1) to find out who had the Best Year Ever.

• God?
• Paris Hilton?
• Some Dudes?
• William Hung?
• Britney Spears?

In the meantime, go to the Best Year Ever page and check out the video of …

1. On your current playlist, hit shuffle and pick the first thirty-five songs on the list (no matter how cheesy or embarrassing). (But I’m only doing 25, cause I’m lazy)

2. Write down a line of the song. Try to avoid putting the song title in the line.

3. Have your friends comment and see if they know …