I did a photo shoot for my friend Melissa recently. Here are some of my favorites.

I don’t want to get off on a rant here, and I certainly don’t want to be cliche, but there is a remarkable amount of hypocrisy in what the average modern female person wants from her male counterpart.

They hypocrisy is too easy. We’ll come back to that later. But the largest problem I have is that …

Don’t get me wrong. I am so into Apple that it hurts, and I love the Mac, especially OS X.

But some of these fanboys suck down the Cupertino Kool-Aid so thoroughly that I get a contact Reality Distortion Field just by sharing TCP packets with them.

At the end of the day, it’s a fucking computer. …