Shana Worelstein: you just want to make out with me because I’m Jew-ish

Mugsy: I think I’ve only made out with one jew ever

Mugsy: believe it or not

Shana Worelstein: well, better start asking them at parties.  If they’re famous…

Mugsy: I soooo want to stick my tongue down a famous jewish throat …

Here’s hoping Nomah is better by then!

I won’t give you the context, but this was the funniest thing I heard all night:

My day was boring, but if you lick my pussy I’ll make something up.