So in the past two days, I have had more tourists ask me for directions on the subway than ever before in all my trips to NYC.

Amusingly enough, it’s always when I’ve been wearing my Cubs jersey.

So I’m down to my last right contact. This is a problem.

I tried ordering a box online last week, but when they called my eye doctor to “confirm”, the doc said my prescription had expired.

Anyone in NYC know of an eye doc who will sell me contacts without having to call the mothership first? I know …

Fluffer Girl Sought for Prize Orangutang

Reply to: anon-77674915 [at] craigslist [dot] org Date: 2005-06-08, 11:15AM EDT

I represent a nationally recognized zoo. Due to the curious nature of this request, I cannot disclose the name of the zoo. Please believe this offer is for real. We recently …