1. Whose show are you most likely to appear on Jerry Springer or Oprah? And what would that episode be titled?

Years ago, my friend Chris and his girlfriend and I always wanted to “punk” Springer (this idea predates the term “punked”), and make up some hokey story about how she got pregnant and …

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1. Who did you last get angry with? A certain Chinaman. For being a dick in a poker game.

2. What is your weapon of choice? A boom stick.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No. But I’d shake the shit out of her.

4. How about of the same sex? The only time I did that was …

dandycat had this in her LJ…so I figured I’d post my Livejournal Analasys.

Your Livejournal Analasys

Your Livejournal’s Age

According to the information you provided, your Livejournal was created on 2001-04-01, meaning that your journal has been around for 649 days. What does this mean?

With over a …